Supermarket

Coming out of the supermarket the other day, I saw a scary sight. As a woman loaded groceries into her trunk, her shopping cart began to roll away. The scary part? It was heading straight for my car. She ran after it, but was too late...the cart slammed into my driver's side door. "How bad's the damage?" I called out, running toward her. "Bad," she said, gathering her groceries. "I broke at least a dozen eggs."