Two brothers were
always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. The people in the
neighborhood started complaining to the parents about the boys. So the
boys parents decided to have their priest talk to the boys. The priest
asks to speak to the boys alone, requesting to see the youngest first.
The young boy comes in and sits at a large table across the room from
the priest. The priest looks at the boy, points at him and, trying to
emphasize that God is in everyone, asks, "Where is God?" The boy looks
around the room and back at the priest and says nothing. Again, the
priest points at the boy and in a louder voice asks, "Where is God?" The
boy says nothing. The priest walks around the table, pointing inches
from the boy’s face and asks again, "Where is God?" The boy jumps out of
his chair and runs out the door. The boy runs right home, grabs his
older brother and says to him, "We are in BIG trouble!" His brother
replies, "We haven't done anything!" The younger brother replies, "God's
missing, and they think we did it!"