Church

Two men were sitting behind two nuns at a basketball game. They were irritated at the presence of the sisters and complained about not being able to see over the sisters’ head covering. One of them said loudly, "I am going to Phoenix. Only 15% of the people there are Catholics."The other said, "I am going to Dallas. Only 5% are Catholics."One of the nuns turned around and said sweetly, "Why don’t you go to hell - there is no Catholics there!"